boyz blowing up my phone?
whatever. it happens when you’re this pretty.
ihbm.
p.s. IRONIC THAT I’M STANDING NEXT TO THE WORD “VIRGIN” HAHAHA YEAH F*UCKING RIGHT.

boyz blowing up my phone?

whatever. it happens when you’re this pretty.

ihbm.

p.s. IRONIC THAT I’M STANDING NEXT TO THE WORD “VIRGIN” HAHAHA YEAH F*UCKING RIGHT.


In New Hampshire

In the library

It’s raining 

My studying has given me a headache 

I left my Starbucks mocha to go packs in New York

My nails look like shit

I can’t focus because I don’t have a spring fling dress

My email is blowing up with emails from Chase reminding me my bank account is low

IHBM

F*ck my f*cking life


I just don’t understand why anyone in their right mind would think Guido is cute
ew.

I just don’t understand why anyone in their right mind would think Guido is cute

ew.

(via funkyhaze)


p.s. here’s a pic of me drinking my marg. srsly, i look good. too bad i had to fend off hungry men all night. why can’t i just enjoy being pretty and not have to worry about people hitting on me all the time. ihbm.

p.s. here’s a pic of me drinking my marg. srsly, i look good. too bad i had to fend off hungry men all night. why can’t i just enjoy being pretty and not have to worry about people hitting on me all the time. ihbm.


a quote from my girl rihanna, snoop dawg, akon, and p diddy (i think) “so wut we get druuunk, so what we don’t eaaat, so what we do druuugs, it’s hard being meeee” 
shout out to all my hoez who look hot even after 5 shotz of tequila and a margarita on the rockz (; ihbm.
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a quote from my girl rihanna, snoop dawg, akon, and p diddy (i think) “so wut we get druuunk, so what we don’t eaaat, so what we do druuugs, it’s hard being meeee” 

shout out to all my hoez who look hot even after 5 shotz of tequila and a margarita on the rockz (; ihbm.

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I always feel bad for the girls who get spray tans, I mean I know that tanning beds are bad for you and sh*t but like at the end of the day whats more important: looking fabulous or potentially getting cancer? 

obviously looking fabulous is more important because if I’m going to die at least ill die looking amazing


Hooray Jack Rodgers!!!! and a special thanks goes out to color boost <3
…DON’T CARE!

Hooray Jack Rodgers!!!! and a special thanks goes out to color boost <3

…DON’T CARE!

(via sassafrass94)


P.S. sorry for not updating this mother f*cker in so long, but i mean lets be honest IHBM and i don’t always have the time


I’m not going to use names, but idk why people make such a fuss of this girl being so full of herself and so self-absorbed, it’s like puhlease just let her be obsessed with herself, she’s ass ugly and no one else ever will be!

like sorry to be a b*tch but I’m sick of hearing about her…it’s like im here too! 

WTF

IHBM.


Please don’t tell me about your problems, I couldn’t care less.